My name is Airman Carter.

April 16 2014, 06:17 PM

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mauving:

cozyqueen:

white girls

I SWEAR

April 16 2014, 04:55 PM

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terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

April 14 2014, 04:55 PM

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

April 12 2014, 08:47 AM

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April 12 2014, 06:05 AM

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cyberwank:

the prophecy

April 11 2014, 10:57 PM

April 11 2014, 10:33 PM

Teen romance conversation

180mph:

Me: If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put B and Æ together

Bae: OMG :)

March 02 2014, 04:14 PM

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mycroftly:

IM FUCKIGN CYRUING

January 11 2014, 07:18 PM

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes