My name is Airman Carter.

April 14 2014, 03:23 AM

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April 12 2014, 11:46 PM

helenaphan:

fertile-mind-seeks-water:

sexualsportswear:

i am fulfilled

WHAT THE FUCK? DAMN!

wat

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHATS HAPPENING BUT DAT FORM DOE

April 04 2014, 06:16 PM

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January 26 2014, 04:25 AM

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November 03 2013, 10:11 AM

Anonymous: dude one time my friend was about to suck an uncircumcised guy off like they were both ready to go and all of a sudden he's like "wait a sec" and he turns around and straight up flicks a dead bug out from underneath his foreskin because it apparently got trapped in there somehow so personally i think that's a decent argument for non-religious circumcision

skeletonhaver:

sexhaver:

JEUS SE FUCKIGN CHRIST

I FOUNFD IT

October 24 2013, 11:40 PM

October 15 2013, 10:08 PM

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dlubes:

vengefulgoddess728:

harryorgans:

two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids

looks more like an orgy

someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious

dlubes:

vengefulgoddess728:

harryorgans:

two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids

looks more like an orgy

someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious

October 08 2013, 07:46 AM

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thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

September 23 2013, 05:42 PM

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September 21 2013, 05:37 PM

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